How to FUCK with a recruiter

Conversation with a buddy. Verbatim except for a few names. Agent Smith is me (of course) and Greatest. Concert. Ever. is Mr Taylor Perk.

Enjoy, pinkos.

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
I==, W=== P=====, D==, S== D====== and myself received a stern talking to from an army recruiter

Agent Smith says:
ha!
Agent Smith says:
and?
Agent Smith says:
wait, was he MAD at you?

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
Yeah

Agent Smith says:
what'd you guys DO?

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
We came in to the recruiters' office and we started to walk out because the only guy there was busy but he said "Can I help you?", another recruiters' head pokes out, I said "Nah, me and my boyfriend were just considering joining the army."

Agent Smith says:
NOICE.

Agent Smith says:
that is NICE, sir.

Agent Smith says:
so what'd he say?

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
Well the guy sitting down seemed to think it was funny, the guy who poked his head out came out of the door as we were walking away and asked us if we thought that was funny and I told him "Yeah, a little" he said it was childish, which it was, and that it is actually a crime to say you're gay in a government office like that because it is "profane" language and asked if he needed to get

Agent Smith says:
it is NOT a crime!

Agent Smith says:
there is NO way it could be a crime. NONE.

Agent Smith says:
but, continue.

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
The cops involved to which I said "Nah, what we need are some laws changed" but he asked us about what we planned to do after High School and Ian and Will I think were the only ones to answer, excpet Duy talking about his 104 average, but he told us "Don't join the Army. We don't want people like you." And yet they take criminals?

Agent Smith says:
score.

Agent Smith says:
dude, can I blog this up? PLEASE?

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
Sure

Is that not the best bit of smart-assery you've ever read? I say we get him a medal or a trophy or something.