Youtube Fucking Pwns.

Rush Music Videos, motherfuckers. Watch at least one as a favor to the gods of rock. Or I'll frigging spike your head with a drumstick.

Distant Early Warning


The Enemy Within


Half The World


Subdivisions


Iif you're talking about RUSH, you HAVE to have Tom Sawyer


Red Barchetta


The Body Electric


And to close it out, Closer to the Heart. If you watch any of them, watch this one.

SCHWEET

It's nice to see someone pissed off.

Enough already

It's September Eleventh, Two Thousand and Six. It's been five years since the attacks that so shook this nation that even I love and will protect with my dying breath.

Tonight on the telly there will be dozens of special features, reruns of old special shows, all about or dedicated to 9/11.

During these shows, there will be commercials for cars, chips, electronics, other shows, shaving razors, even condoms.

I believe this is what's referred to as "looting the corpse."

Can we stop now? Please?

How to FUCK with a recruiter

Conversation with a buddy. Verbatim except for a few names. Agent Smith is me (of course) and Greatest. Concert. Ever. is Mr Taylor Perk.

Enjoy, pinkos.

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
I==, W=== P=====, D==, S== D====== and myself received a stern talking to from an army recruiter

Agent Smith says:
ha!
Agent Smith says:
and?
Agent Smith says:
wait, was he MAD at you?

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
Yeah

Agent Smith says:
what'd you guys DO?

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
We came in to the recruiters' office and we started to walk out because the only guy there was busy but he said "Can I help you?", another recruiters' head pokes out, I said "Nah, me and my boyfriend were just considering joining the army."

Agent Smith says:
NOICE.

Agent Smith says:
that is NICE, sir.

Agent Smith says:
so what'd he say?

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
Well the guy sitting down seemed to think it was funny, the guy who poked his head out came out of the door as we were walking away and asked us if we thought that was funny and I told him "Yeah, a little" he said it was childish, which it was, and that it is actually a crime to say you're gay in a government office like that because it is "profane" language and asked if he needed to get

Agent Smith says:
it is NOT a crime!

Agent Smith says:
there is NO way it could be a crime. NONE.

Agent Smith says:
but, continue.

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
The cops involved to which I said "Nah, what we need are some laws changed" but he asked us about what we planned to do after High School and Ian and Will I think were the only ones to answer, excpet Duy talking about his 104 average, but he told us "Don't join the Army. We don't want people like you." And yet they take criminals?

Agent Smith says:
score.

Agent Smith says:
dude, can I blog this up? PLEASE?

Greatest. Concert. Ever. says:
Sure

Is that not the best bit of smart-assery you've ever read? I say we get him a medal or a trophy or something.