On the protest of the new immigration bills:
Anonymous: Smell that, Anderson? The smell of rebellion?
Anderson: Is that what that is? I thought it was nachos.
On World of Warcraft:
Co-worker: What's that screen name say?
Anderson: Attention WoW:Eat shit and die.
Co-worker: That's pointless.
Anderson: What? Why?
Co-worker: Shit can't eat shit.
English Teacher: Can anyone tell me why there's a "w" in "answer?" That's always bugged me.
Anderson: Sure, if you can tell me why there's one in the White House.
Co-worker: You've been in that wheelchair for 15 minutes, Anderson.
Anderson: Harder than it looks. Now I know how a crippled guy feels.
Co-worker: Walked a mile in his shoes, huh?
Anderson: Rolled a mile.
Boss: She likes president Bush so much she's going to take his last name?
Anderson: No, she hates President Bush.
Boss: Find me ten people who like him and I'll show you ten idiots.
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