I found these in the passeneger seat of my car today.
Emo glasses.
Lord knows they aren't mine, and I've no idea how they got in there, particularly seeing how my windows were closed.
Anyway, I don't want them. If any of you do, speak up now, 'cause in about a week I'm gonna crush them, and see if the screaming soul of an emo rises up from them to inhabit another innocent object, in an attempt to posess some poor fool. Don't worry, I'll tape it if it comes to that.
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