Nasty Joke

The joke that follows is extremely nasty. I've told it too a lot of people, but I wanted it too be on here, too. If you have real problems with nasty jokes, DO NOT KEEP READING. Also, if you don't know what a leper is, and what leprosy does to the body, go find out before you keep reading.


A leper walks into a bar and sits down. He talks to the guy on his left while he drinks his beer. The guy turns to look at him and starts gagging. The leper says, "If I'm making you sick, I can leave. It's no problem, I'm used to it." They guy says, "No, no, it's not you. Here, let me buy you a drink. " So they sit there a bit longer, talking and drinking, and the guy looks over at the leper again. He starts puking all over the bar. The leper says, "Look, I can leave, it's no trouble." The guy wipes his mouth, and says, "No, it's really not you. It's the guy on your other side."

"He's dipping his chips in your neck."